Philadelphia Flyers Record: 7-4-1 (4th in the Atlantic)
Sabres Record vs. Cryers Since 2005: 9-6-0-1
Sabres Likely Goalie: Ryan "The Beast" Miller
Crosby's Bitches Likely Goalie: Ray "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" Emery
Sabres Top Scorer: Tim Connolly (4 goals, 11 points)
Flyers Top Scorer: Mike Richards (8 goals, 15 points, boy lover, awful leader)
Injury Report: Mike Richards is questionable for the Flyers after taking a Pierre McGuire cum shot in the eye last night. Danny Briere and Ryan Parent are both most likely out with groin injuries (suffered while scissoring each other).
The Sabres will be without Andrej Sekera (sick), Toni Lydman and Patrick Lalime (both suffered groin injuries while trying to show the Flyers how to have sex with a girl)
Preview Notes: The Sabres welcome those idiot goons from Philadelphia tonight. Hopefully Ryan Miller pads his stats against these jokes.
It seems like half the Flyers roster is suffering from the flu. Guess they shouldn't hold those all guy make out parties after games.
The biggest challenge for the Flyers, other than staying out of the box for being complete and total idiots, will be actually getting pucks past Ryan Miller. Miller has been incredibly strong this season and hopefully will continue that against a team that wishes they were the Penguins.
The Sabres would be wise to stay out of the box themselves, as the Cryers do have a pretty decent power play. Look for Pierre McGuire on the Flyers bench while he massages Mike Richards' penis between shifts.
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