Carolina Still Sucks, Montreal Wins in SO

Three Stars:
1. Tomas Plekanec (0 goals, 2 assists)
2. Matt Cullen (0 goals, 1 assist)
3. Carey Price (30 saves)


Final Score:
Carolina Hurricanes: 2
Montreal Canadiens: 3

Goalie Stats
Manny Legace: SV: 23 SV%: .958 GA: 1
Mike Leighton: SV: 10 SV%: .909 GA: 1
Carey Price: SV: 30 SV%: .938 GA: 2

Recap Notes:
-Do I even need to point out how awful the Hurricanes are?? Seriously, Montreal should be ashamed that this went to a shootout!
-Michael Leighton left the game with an injury, Carolina is going to run out of goalies.
-Shootout went to 6 rounds, before Montreal won...making them the envy of Bruins fans.
-Price is on a 2 game streak of playing well!
-Good lord, the Canadiens have a tough rest of the month. They are facing Washington and Detroit back to back. Then after 2 days, Columbus and Pittsburgh back to back.

Preview: Whalers vs Canadiens

Montreal Canadiens Record: 9-11-0 (4th in the Northeast)

Carolina Hurricanes Record: 3-12-4 (Last in the Southeast)

Canadiens Record vs. Hurricanes Since 2005: 4-11-1-0

Canadiens Likely Goalie: Carey Price

Hurricanes Likely Goalie: Michael Leighton

Canadiens Top Scorer: Tomas Plekanec (4 goals, 17 points)

Hurricanes Top Scorer: Ray Whitney (6 goals, 13 points)

Injury Report: The Whalers will be without Chris Pronger, Ron Francis... oh sorry.

The Hurricanes will be without Michael Ryan (upper-body), Cam Ward (knife fight) and Eric Douchebag Staal (upper body).

Les Habitants will be without Andrei Markov (ankle), Hal Gill (no talent), Ryan O'Byrne (lower-body), Georges Laraque (less talent)and Matt D'Agostini (concussion). Brian Gionta is questionable (lower-body)

Preview Notes: The Carolina Hurricanes are fresh off their first victory of the season since the Nixon administration. There was a parade held in their honor. The 'Canes blew leads of 3-0 and 4-1 against the offensively challenged Wild, so let's not get too excited here.

If the 53 save version of Price is in net tonight, just chalk up a victory for the Montreal Canadiens. If the "bad" Price is in net...well, you can probably still just give the Canadiens a victory. The Habs are struggling as well, but not nearly as bad as the Hurricanes. Should be an ugly, ugly game.

Hurricanes Officially Worst Team in the Leauge

Three Stars:
1. Jason Blake (1 goal, 1 assist, only pooped his pants once!)
2. Jonas Gustavsson (34 saves, .944 GAA)
3. Brandon Sutter (1 goal)

Final Score:
Toronto Maple Leafs: 3
Carolina Hurricanes: 2

Goalie Stats
Jonas Gustavsson: SV: 34 SV%: .944 GA: 2
Cam Ward: SV: 23 SV%: .885 GA: 3

Recap Notes:
- Wow... how terrible are the Hurricanes
- I mean, they blew a 2-0 lead to the Maple Leafs
- Gustavsson might be awesome... too bad his team sucks
- Leafs have a habit of being severely outshot
- Leafs doubled their win total tonight... they now have 2!
- Kessel got an assist and wasn't crushed tonight
- Canes have lost 11 in a row, but more importantly... they really, really suck
- Bruins are pissed the Leafs keep getting points... they need that 1st overall pick!
- Leafs meet old rival Detroit tonight
- Enjoy some "highlights" below:

Preview: Two Worst Teams in the League!!!

Toronto Maple Leafs Record: Atrocious 1-7-5

Carolina Hurricanes Record: Awful 2-9-3

Maple Leafs Record vs. Whalers Since 2005: 7-5-3-1

Maple Leafs Likely Goalie: Jonas Gustavsson

Hurricanes Likely Goalie: pylon Cam Ward

Maple Leafs Top Scorer: Tomas Kaberle (2 goals, 17 points)

Whalers Top Scorer: Geoff Sanderson Ray Whitney (4 goals, 8 points)

Injury Report: The Leafs will be without Mike Van Ryn (knee) and Jamie Heward (concussion). The Hurricanes will be without Eric Staal (injured vagina). Staal was injured at a gay bath house.

Preview Notes: This game will most likely be painful to watch. Sorry Leafs fans, but they are awful. Hurricanes fans... I'm not sorry, your team sucks. Seriously.

This will be Kessel's 2nd game of the season. Despite not registering a goal Kessel looked great in his first action of the season, even making great plays from the ground

Carolina has lost 10 in a row. 10! They have also been outscored 19-4 in their last 4 games. The team that loses tonight will be the worst team in the league, stats wise. Is it possible to just call it a tie?

Keep your head up Kessel!

Stupidity is the Carolina State Bird

We like to focus on the Adams Northeast Division here, but occasionally you see something in the NHL you just can't let slip by... plus the Hurricanes knocked the Bruins out of the playoffs last year so they're just assholes.

This first picture basically speaks for itself:



You know, based on Eric Staal's sexual preference, this picture speaks for itself too: