Showing posts with label go crosby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label go crosby. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

You Know You Suck When Osgood Shuts You Out


Three Stars:
1. Chris Osgood (shutout)
2. Pavel Datsyuk
3. Tomas Holmstrom (is a piece of shit)


Final Score:
Detroit Whiners Red Wings: 2
Boston Bruins: Nil. Nothing. Zero. Goose Egg. 0.

Goalie Stats
Chris Not Os-good As Fleury: SV: 29 SV%: Perfect GA: 0
Tim Thomas: SV: 24 SV%: .923 GA: 2

Recap Notes:
- Red Wings were missing two of their top 6 D-men... Bruins still couldn't score
- The guy in that movie 40 Year Old Virgin scoreds more than the Bruins
- If the Bruins simply learned to shoot high when a goalie is down on the ice they'd score more
- I mean really... if the goalie is down... and the top of the net is wide open... why shoot the puck right into the goalie's pads?!
- Bruins are playing better defensively
- That means nothing if you don't win
- Although... the posts behind Osgood are pretty sore today
- Look forward to all the upcoming "Bruins Should've Kept Kessel!!!" articles
- Bruins should come out angry against their hated rivals tomorrow night