Sergei Kostitsyn Asks to Be Traded?

Reports out of Montreal are that troublesome forward, mobster and peddler of drugs to children Sergei Kostitsyn has asked to be traded. Apparently despite not playing well Kostitsyn felt like he deserved to stay with the Canadiens and has not reported to the Hamilton Bulldogs. Maybe the Canadiens can trade him to the "Hamilton" Coyotes.

Canadiens Demote Kostitsyn, Declare War On Drugs

Resident under-achiever and mobster Sergei Kostitsyn was demoted to the Montreal Canadiens AHL affiliate Hamilton Bulldogs.

Kostitsyn played 56 games for the Canadiens last year but is reported to have attitude problems and didn't endear himself to Canadien media, fans and coaches last year after reportedly getting cozy with some mobsters.