Caps Fans Are Dumb, Capitals Still Beat Maple Leafs

Alex Ovechkin cherry picks scored less than two minutes into the game as Capitals fans chanted MVP, not even knowing what it stands for, as the Washington Capitals defeated the Toronto Maple Leafs 6-4. Ovechkin imagined a crowd full of shirtless men and dove into the glass after his goal.

The Capitals had a 6-1 lead going into the third before the Maple Leafs decided to try to play like an NHL team instead of an AHL team.

The only three players Capitals fans can name Backstrom, Semin, and Ovechkin combined to get three goals and five assists while molesting the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Capitals goalie Varlamov was shaky in the third as Alexei Ponikarovsky, Mikhail Grabovski and Niklas Hagman scored in the third. The utterly useless Jeff Finger manged to get an assist.

Washington scored on three of their first seven shots which isn't surprising with Vesa Toskala in net.

"It's unbelievable," said Toskala, replaced in net by Jonas Gustavsson at the start of the second period. "It seems everywhere they go, the puck is following them."

Mike Komisarek again caused more harm to his team as he was in the box when Washington scored their second goal on the power play as Toronto fans begin to realize why Milan Lucic is constantly knocking this idiot's team out. Komisarek was in the box for molesting kittens.

The Maple Leafs will flip a coin and decide which goalie gets the start Tuesday against the Ottawa Senators. Ovechkin will draw names out of a hat to determine which of his teammatess will get to join him in the shower.