Thomas Can't Close Legs, Bruins Lose

Three Stars:
1. Dainius Zubrus (1 goal, 57 traps)
2. Patrice Bergeron (1 goal, no concussions)
3. Yann Danis (31 saves, .969 GAA)

Final Score:
New Jersey Traps Devils: 2
Boston Cubs Bruins: 1

Goalie Stats
Yann Danis: SV: 31 SV%: .969 GA: 1
Tim "Gaping 5-hole" Thomas: SV: 29 SV%: .935 GA: 2

Recap Notes:
- The Boston Bruins couldn't score on Yann Danis.
- At least the B's finally played a full 60 minutes
- Need someone to finish in front of the net
- Much like a slut at a frat party, Tim Thomas couldn't close his legs
- Zdeno Chara will break your stick with a slap shot, even if he's not naked.
- Zdeno Chara's naked photo haunts my dreams
- The Trap makes this wonderful game boring.
- The Bruins couldn't score on Yann Danis.
- Patrice Bergeron has been the Bruins best player this season. Concussion now inevitable
- Jack Edwards may be the worst announcer in the league
- Thomas did play great... just some bad bounces. And a bad 5-hole.
- Bruins back in action tomorrow against the Oilers
- THE BRUINS COULDN'T SCORE ON YANN DANIS?!?!?!!?!?!?!