Kostitsyn Stops Crying, Will Report to Hamilton

According to Sportsnet, the Montreal Canadiens latest diva act and marginally "talented" forward Sergei Kostitsyn will stop being a little bitch report to Montreal's AHL affiliate the Hamilton Bulldogs.

Kostitsyn had previously cried a river and refused to report but his heart apparently grew three sizes today and he has accepted his demotion. There is a rumor that the Canadiens have promised to trade him to a new NHL team as part of his agreement to accept the demotion.

With this hopefully over, Montreal can go back to worrying about who Carey Price will try to cut next.